Over 225 condom designs with crazy and funny shapes
Decorative condoms by Condomerie
Condomerie, located in the heart of Amsterdam, is internationally known for its unique, hand-painted decorative condoms.
Although not intended for sexual use, these condoms have become iconic pieces of erotic art and humor.
Their collection features all kinds of creative designs: from cute animals like ducklings, sharks, or bunnies, to bolder themes such as human figures (like Donald Trump), famous landmarks (Statue of Liberty, Big Ben), fruits, vehicles, and even everyday objects like a teapot or a birthday cake.
Beyond their visual appeal and humor, these condoms serve an educational purpose: they help normalize conversations about sexuality and condom use.
They’re especially popular at bachelor parties, exhibitions, and sexual health campaigns.
Santa Claus, Squid Game, and Donald Trump
Creativity, humor, and art in the world of sex
The creation process is meticulous and entirely handcrafted: each condom is inflated, placed on a special stand, and then carefully hand-decorated using non-toxic inks.
This manual process ensures that every piece is unique and visually striking.
These products are designed for exhibitions, sexual awareness campaigns, or as decorative items in an office or a room that could use a touch of humor and design.
Each piece is made from natural latex and decorated with great attention to detail, making them original gifts, display items, or fun conversation starters.
Condomerie successfully blends art, sexuality, and education into a unique concept that celebrates the diversity of pleasure with creativity and respect.
Calimero Chick, Devil, Bart Simpson
The animal-themed condoms from Condomerie are true latex artworks, hand-painted with incredible detail and a great sense of humor.
We’ve got all kinds of shapes like a bull, cow, bear, zebra, koala, duckling, bunny, dog, or even a shark.
What’s your favorite animal? We’re in love with the flamingo and the kangaroo with its baby design!
Dog condom: brown body, pointy ears, and red tongue sticking out.
White cat condom with pointy ears, black spots, blue eyes, and orange collar.
Pig-shaped condom: pink body, purple snout, and a green spot on the cheek.
Condom shaped like a duck: yellow body, orange beak with black line, and large eye with black details.
Condom shaped like a dolphin: blue body, white eyes with black pupils, and yellow fin.
Condom shaped like a bull: black body, red snout, white eyes with black pupils, and yellow horns.
Pink flamingo condom with yellow beak and black tip.
Crocodile-shaped condom: green body, bulging eyes with black pupils, and yellow mouth.
White eagle-shaped condom with red beak, large black eyes, and wavy blue details.
Condom shaped like a shark with its side fins and open mouth with sharp teeth.
Condom shaped like a rooster: orange body, red comb, red beak, and wings drawn in black.
Condom shaped like a panda bear: white body, black spots, and red smile.
Condom shaped like a kangaroo: brown body, long ears, red snout, and a baby in the pouch.
Condom shaped like a white cow with black spots, blue eyes, brown horns, and a snout.
Condom shaped like a long-necked rooster, yellow body, blue comb, and red beak.
Frog condom: dark green body, bulging eyes, red mouth, and light green details.
Condom shaped like a rabbit: grey body, long ears, and white whiskers with a red nose.
Condom shaped like a giraffe: yellow body, black spots, and dark horns.
If you're into movies, series, or video games, you're probably a collector.
Add a geeky condom to your collection of manga, movies, and figures!
Our collection includes hilarious designs like the Simpson family, Squid Game guards, Pikachu, R2D2 from Star Wars, and even Donald Trump.
They're not for sexual use, but definitely for making people smile — perfect as a gift for your partner or to decorate your room. Great for breaking the ice or adding a geeky twist to parties and bachelor events.
A grumpy Donald Trump! Complete with yellow hair, a blue suit, white shirt, and red tie.
Condom inspired by No-Face from the anime Spirited Away
Maggie Simpson! With her big eyes, orange nose, and iconic blue pacifier.
Red demon with black horns, pointy ears, arched eyebrows, and a black beard
Condom shaped like Santa Claus, with an orange nose, white beard, and red hat
Condom shaped like a diver, wearing a blue wetsuit and a breathing tube
Pikachu! With its small black-tipped ears and red cheeks.
Condom shaped like R2D2 from Star Wars, with geometric details in blue, black, and red
Squid Game guard with a red jumpsuit and a black mask featuring the square symbol
Condom shaped like a gray gas mask with a white front filter
Condom shaped like the red jumpsuit with the Dalí mask from the series Money Heist
Condom shaped like the Pink Panther: with its iconic red snout and rounded ears
If you thought you'd seen it all, wait until you discover these decorative condoms shaped like everyday objects.
We’re obsessed with the red boxing glove, the moon, and the beer mug!
We’ve also got iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben, and even some totally unexpected things like a teapot or two breasts in the shape of condoms. Totally wild!
These object-shaped condoms are a perfect blend of humor and creativity — great for gifting, collecting, or just keeping around as a fun conversation piece.
Beer mug, boxing glove, and Statue of Liberty condoms
Nature has a fun side too, and these decorative condoms are living proof.
A condom shaped like a cactus, a bee, or a green caterpillar? Yes, they exist — and they’re amazing!
We’re totally charmed by the sunflower, the poison mushroom, and the ant (see image below), but we also have other unique designs like a palm tree, a pineapple, a bouquet of flowers, or even a cannabis leaf.
Perfect as gifts or just for a good laugh, these plant and insect condoms are a super creative and fun way to connect with nature.
Poison mushroom, green pumpkin, and ant condoms
Big fan of football, boxing, or golf? These decorative condoms are made for you.
With designs ranging from a tennis ball, boxing glove, or even jerseys from clubs like Ajax, Feyenoord, and Messi’s shirt, they’re perfect for sports lovers with a sense of humor.
Our favorites are the rugby ball, the golf hill, and the tennis ball.
Perfect as a gift for a sports fan, to spice up a bachelor party, or simply as a quirky item — Condomerie’s sports condoms take passion for the game to a whole new level… with guaranteed laughs.
Cristiano Ronaldo orange jersey, rugby ball, and tennis ball condoms
For motorsport fans, these condoms are real gems! Perfect for those who live for speed and love being behind the wheel.
We love the Formula 1 designs like the Mercedes, Ferrari, and Red Bull cars.
If you're looking for an original gift, a quirky detail for a racing enthusiast, or just something cool for your collection, Condomerie’s vehicle-shaped condoms offer the perfect mix of humor and creativity.
Several Formula 1 car condoms and one green tractor condom